the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.
lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????
me waking up:
i can't wait to go to sleep tonight
are you allowed to ask celebrities to be sperm donors for you because i want to do that
If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
Demi Lovato - Nightingale
You sick bastard.
this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read in my life
wait what does this mean
im serious does anybody know
Only know the first one
don’t let the ficwriters see this
What did you say
“Her eyes gleamed in the light like irradiated blue topaz.”
this is the most beautiful list of eye-descriptors i have ever seen in my life
“Her eyes shined like a jewel, sort of a Padparadscha mixed with White Opal Star Shine in the middle.”
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
Doctor Who the hell cares
I C ANT BREAHTE MY GRANDMA HAS ALZHEIMERS AND JUST SAID TO MY PREGNANT SISTER “DAMN YOU GOT FAT” OMG
why can’t hurricane names be culturally diverse
because white people destroy everything.
wow, the last comment..
the only comment
i have the motivation of a toaster
toasters arent even real
i hate myelf
did you just say toasters weren't real
i'm gonna jump out of my window i'm so stupid sometimes
toasters arent real
getting 161845285 questions a day
everyone reblogging your posts
everyone liking and reblogging your photos saying how good you look
losing 1 follower and not caring cos you have like 5000
being able to say whatever the fuck you want because everyone loves you