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indiandaughter:

i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me

(via foodless)

awkwardvagina:

have you ever just cried because you’re you

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sweartokanye:

male models are scary not only because theyre intimidatingly attractive but they could cut a bitch with their jaw lines

(Source: femper, via laughingnancy)

  • mom:how did you do on that math test you had last week
  • me:eh okay... i got a B
  • hips:no you didn't... you got a C..
  • me:mom my hips are lying..
  • mom:sweety.. hips don't lie.. ur grounded..

and-the-two-idiots:

stripedpants:

My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.

So being the clever person he was

On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,

THIS

IS

DARING

And he later got accepted. 

this is my favorite story on tumblr

(via laughingnancy)

kushandwizdom:

More here..

souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

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illest:

Jess by Ben David

dannybrony:

This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.

When I first saw heard this I couldn’t stop laughing.

(Source: plastic-cyborg, via parydise)

stayfr-sh:

Contemporary Home w/ Natural Lighting

broadway-is-the-best:

likepotato:

tehcheshirecat:

peacelovefairytales:

Disney + Strong Hip Game

I just realized that Meg is like “I’m off the stage. Elsa you take over.” and Elsa is like “Aww yiss, here I am.”

And then there’s Jasmine and Esmeralda flirting with each other.

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YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE

BODY LANGUAGE 

(via i-suck-dick)